When I forget how to talk I sing.

A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

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victryinjenius:

Happy Birthday to the most amazing girl I have ever met! I love you, Kitten.

What a perfect way to wake up on my birthday. Thank you, sir <3

victryinjenius:

Happy Birthday to the most amazing girl I have ever met! I love you, Kitten.

What a perfect way to wake up on my birthday. Thank you, sir <3

— 17 hours ago with 3 notes
#me  #victryinjenius  #my birthday! 

fatgirlopinions:

men love “fat asses” and big titties but act like those things commonly exist naturally on thin women and they “don’t count” when accompanied by a jiggly belly and thick thighs
lol ok

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nemfrog:

Two views of Saturn. 1888.

nemfrog:

Two views of Saturn. 1888.

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